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Wednesday, June 22, 2005 jus read about Ting's previous previous entry.. thought about it.. heh.. was wondering how can that guy, come up with such things.. some i totally agree with wat he says.. i'll bold watever i think is agreeable to mi..30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls. Written by a guy. After years of experience. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.. 2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. *when your gf is beautiful, tell her she is.. when you think she's not dressing right, try to correct her.. but, even if she's not dressing right, she's still beautiful.. why the hell did you get with her, if to you, she's ugly? Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder! 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. *we, girls dun slap you hard for no rhyme or reason.. you must've did something wrong in the first place.. hur!~ 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5. If you DO sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. *like hello, would you wanna let your gf have a bad-girl image infront of your pals? 9. Don't ever do anything wrong. girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future. 10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. (tee hee.) * well, who says all girls eat like birds? who knows, when girls do eat like birds, it's only infront of their bfs? haha.. 11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy. 11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a dinner by him, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship. 13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. * it's just un-gentlemanly if you dun make sure your gf or g-fgets home safely.. it's bad enough if you dun send her home.. it's worst if you dun even call to make sure she's home safely.. be a man! do the right thing! 14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him. 15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. * it's jus right of you guys to do that.. at least make your gf feels secure.. say, your female friend knows you're attached, but still likes you.. if your female friend does anything funny infront of your gf with you.. you're screwed! 16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. * are you a guy or wat? slapping her back is jus not right.. yes, she has her faults for slapping you.. but is it right of a man to slap a girl? think about it.. 17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. * who says we dun care if you enjoy it? we do! but sometimes, when we want you there, we want you there! be a darling and jus accompany us there.. 18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals 19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky. * totally freaky! being in good terms with our moms, is a good thing.. but flirting with our moms, will get you into deep shit! with our dads, siblings.. and defintely, us! 20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding. * it's a monthly thing for the girls.. be nice to them when you know we're having PMS.. we'll be alright after awhile.. and we'll appreciate your understanding towards us.. >.o 21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it. * dun expect we girls to drive, the way you drive.. we defintely have our ways of driving.. dun comment so much on our driving, if you're the one who let us do the driving.. you're the one who gave us a chance to.. remember? 22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. * you're a total bastard if you introduce us as a friend, or pals, or whatever.. as longas you dun introduce us as your GIRLFRIEND, when we are.. you're gonna get it! why be ashamed of introducing her as your GIRLFRIEND, since you're officially dating with her? or have been dating for quite some time already..it's jus right to intro us as GIRLFRIEND!! ( you have only 1 girlfriend, not 2.. intro them in their full name.. intro her in this manner, let's use my name first, " hey, this is Kuanli.. you can call her Jenevieve also.. she's my gf.." or jus something like it la.. BASTARD! 23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you. *having you around is good enough.. wherever you and her is, doesnt matter.. 24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked. * you should jolly well know this! 25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. * why are we called Girls and not Boys? it's for a reason you see.. 26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. * yea! it's jus nice of you to do so.. dun have a memorize, jus remember.. if you forgot anything about it.. jus ask.. dun wait till our birthday comes, that you apologise for forgetting our birthdays.. 27. Don't marinade the cologne. 28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. * a CD holder is not gonna work.. even if she has loads of CDs.. why did she buy a CD with casing in the first place? it's for a reason.. give her a top or something which she needs or wants.. 29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out. *the longer you're in the relationship, the more you're gonna get hurt.. prolly not jus you.. but both parties.. 30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. *you have the privilege.. jus dun cross the line or even "climb up her head".. over controlling her freedom or stopping her from doing many things she used to do, is jus changing her into someone yyou wan her to be.. she'll never going to be herself again.. see the link? alrit, out of 30, i managed to totally agree with 22 of them.. how nice.. But yea.. i really agree with those i've bold.. but it doesnt mean that i dun agree with those i didnt.. i do, but not as strongly.. guys.. time to reflect when you see this.. it's kinda true.. it's jus basic stuff that you gotta know bout girls.. *winks* hopefully after this, you'll treat your GFs better.. remember, dun be a bastard to not intro her as your GF.. |
